Much as I try to keep you all up to date with my latest adventures, there are unfortunately not enough hours in the day to watch re-runs of Game of Thrones, travel and write long and boring reviews. There just isn’t. Ultimately, I visit too many places to visit to write about them all. Yep, apologies, I am going for the humblebrag.
If you care for anymore insight, just let me know.
Awful. Avoid. Do not pass go.
Superb. Better than last time in almost every department.
3rd stay; 3rd time on a layover; 3rd time I’ve yet to take any pictures. Every time enjoyable and easily the best option in Johannesburg.
Rustic. Not my style. Avoid off-peak so you can actually see an animal.
Rustic, but modern. Definitely my style. Go anytime.
Superb game viewing, sublime experience, sub-standard service. Still go.
The best safari camp I’ve ever stayed in.
Every smell of odious.
Beautiful, but service sadly lacking. Go to Ellerman House instead.
Also beautiful, but overhyped. Recommended, but with caveats.
Park Hyatt, Sydney
Significant improvement on last time. Really your only choice in Sydney.
Woeful. Why didn’t I listen to everyone else and go to Lizard island?
The Langham, Melbourne
A zoo, but a cheap one. Perfect for a layover or a wake.
Superb. When their pool opens next year or the year after, it will be a place for all seasons.
Matakauri Lodge, Queenstown
Good, but not good value for money. The views are amongst the best I’ve ever seen, with food to match. I hope for a refurb, as it would give reason to return.
The Farm at Cape Kidnappers
Same owners as Matakauri Lodge, but even better chefs. A converted farm on a gazillion acres of land gives plenty of opportunities to do things, I’m just unsure what they are. I am glad to have gone, but would not return.
Possibly. Just maybe. Almost certainly. The worst hotel I’ve ever stayed in, when you consider how much it cost.
Four Seasons Bora Bora
Not quite as unimpressive as The Intercontinental, but certainly more expensive. Bora Bora is a tourist trap like no other. Go to French Polynesia to experience the beauty; stay away from Four Seasons to enjoy the peace.
Brilliant. Go, already!
Southern Ocean Lodge
Four Seasons Jakarta
Cheap and plenty of cheer. Surprisingly great.
Hotel Grand Bretagne
A Starwood property. Yet a surprisingly good for, at least when you consider your alternatives. The best option in Athens until the Four Seasons opens.
I prefer Palazzo Parigi, but it’s a solid option. Unlikely to return due to better options.
One of Europe’s finest.
One of Europe’s finest disasters.
Four Seasons Florence
Better than last year, but even with the glamorous decor it still fails to impress me.
Rosewood Castiglion del Bosco
A rarity: a unique property that is unique for being good.
Eden Hotel, Rome
As good as a city hotel stay can be, with a true blueprint of doing an excellent refurb, but I’d also consider Hotel de Russie next time for the location, spa and gardens.
Another well respected London hotel, another failure. Avoid.
Four Seasons, Prague
Somehow I keep going back and somehow I keep enjoying it more and more.
More fun than a clown on fire.
Soneva Fushi, Maldives
More like a time-share sales pitch than a hotel.
Hotel Amigo, Brussels
A Rocco Forte hotel with excellent food. Is there something wrong with me?! The second worst attempt at curtains I’ve ever seen gave me an early wake, but at least I could spend more time eating breakfast.
A solid start to the year, filled with the usual regrets, but also offering enough hope to keep me going. I have a feeling July > December may surpass it.