Review: The Carlyle, New York

Tradition is a wonderful thing.  As someone Irish/English, we can all agree my tradition is to be drunk 200% of the time.  The Carlyle is smothered in tradition, but like that time in history where women got to choose between

Expectations are everything.  If you swipe right on a picture of Chris Hemsworth and my hideous face shows up for the date, you’re morally and legally allowed to taser me.  Them the rules.  My stay at Aman New York was very

Whilst having a bit of travelling downtime, awaiting the arrival of my second (and last) child, I thought I’d take a look back at the promised hotel openings of the year compared to what we actually ended up with. This

Let’s start with the good news: my stay was significantly cheaper than expected.  Now for the bad: because they comped half the stay. Maybourne Riviera is the latest opening from the previously London-centric Maybourne Group.  Their portfolio reads like a

I really hate the French.  They have better food than us Brits, better weather, a vastly superior national football team (even accounting for football coming home, a few days ago).  They don’t elect morons as Presidents, their healthcare system works,

They say good things come in small packages.  Those people clearly have never been parents, as I can tell you that tiny humans are capable of producing vile things.  With only 30 rooms, Cheval Blanc St. Tropez is the baby

DumaTau is part of Wilderness Safaris operation “please don’t let Singita destroy our entire business, please”.  Most properties announce a major refurbishment, then close for a lick of paint, reopen and claim it’s a reimagining of travel, luxury, life, family

Xigera, pronounced Kij-eh-rah, roughly translates from the local language into “holy hell this place is really expensive”.  Back in that glorious decade of the 2010s, Xigera split from Wilderness Safaris and was taken over by Red Carnation due to some

In the second part of my highly acclaimed “how do you use this camera?  Remind me, where’s the on button?” video walk-around series, I present Cheetah Plains.  It can now say it shares something in common with Kubili House – they

The majority of these types of lists are randomly put together by people that have not stayed in half of them.  Instead, I have stayed in all of those below, which is probably half as many as needed to complete

Review: Aman New York

Expectations are everything.  If you swipe right on a picture of Chris Hemsworth and my hideous face shows up for the date, you’re morally and legally

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Review: DumaTau, Botswana

DumaTau is part of Wilderness Safaris operation “please don’t let Singita destroy our entire business, please”.  Most properties announce a major refurbishment, then close for

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Review: Xigera, Botswana

Xigera, pronounced Kij-eh-rah, roughly translates from the local language into “holy hell this place is really expensive”.  Back in that glorious decade of the 2010s,

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  • Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
  • A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
  • As upgrades go, this four-bedroom ocean villa @amanyara_resort we stayed in last week was certainly one of my better ones. I was ill and passed out for most of the stay, so will have to go back again to truly experience it. Five bedroom next time, please and thank you.
  • With our upcoming trip to Turks and Caicos, I’m reminded how bad I am at this Instagram malarkey.  I’ve not even posted of our last trip to the Caribbean, from March, so with all the enthusiasm of someone sat on the electric chair here’s @jumbybayresort
  • Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.
  • If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
  • With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
  • It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
  • Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano
2 days ago
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1/9
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels
2 weeks ago
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2/9
As upgrades go, this four-bedroom ocean villa @amanyara_resort we stayed in last week was certainly one of my better ones. I was ill and passed out for most of the stay, so will have to go back again to truly experience it. Five bedroom next time, please and thank you.
As upgrades go, this four-bedroom ocean villa @amanyara_resort we stayed in last week was certainly one of my better ones. I was ill and passed out for most of the stay, so will have to go back again to truly experience it. Five bedroom next time, please and thank you.
As upgrades go, this four-bedroom ocean villa @amanyara_resort we stayed in last week was certainly one of my better ones. I was ill and passed out for most of the stay, so will have to go back again to truly experience it. Five bedroom next time, please and thank you.
3 months ago
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3/9
With our upcoming trip to Turks and Caicos, I’m reminded how bad I am at this Instagram malarkey.  I’ve not even posted of our last trip to the Caribbean, from March, so with all the enthusiasm of someone sat on the electric chair here’s @jumbybayresort
With our upcoming trip to Turks and Caicos, I’m reminded how bad I am at this Instagram malarkey. I’ve not even posted of our last trip to the Caribbean, from March, so with all the enthusiasm of someone sat on the electric chair here’s @jumbybayresort
3 months ago
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4/9
Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.
Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.
Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.
Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.
5 months ago
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5/9
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.
5 months ago
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6/9
With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.
5 months ago
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7/9
It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house
7 months ago
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8/9
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.
7 months ago
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9/9

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