Review: Jumby Bay, Antigua

Hotel Il Pellicano a Leading Hotel of the World. And let me tell you how it’s a leader in many areas, like incompetence. My review is live @hotelilpellicano

A few months after opening (with Dorsia clients being their first ever guests) I decided to check out Bulgari Rome. Fortunately, they have moved away from the copy/paste formula of Milan to London to Paris and created something much more…Italian. Unfortunately that means I can’t copy/paste my Paris write-up. The review will be out next Friday. @bulgarihotels

As upgrades go, this four-bedroom ocean villa @amanyara_resort we stayed in last week was certainly one of my better ones. I was ill and passed out for most of the stay, so will have to go back again to truly experience it. Five bedroom next time, please and thank you.

With our upcoming trip to Turks and Caicos, I’m reminded how bad I am at this Instagram malarkey. I’ve not even posted of our last trip to the Caribbean, from March, so with all the enthusiasm of someone sat on the electric chair here’s @jumbybayresort

Little Dix might sound like a sub-genre on Pornhub but it’s actually a beautiful resort in the British Virgin Islands. You learn something new every day.

If you ignore the service, food and anything at all related to the humans, Necker Island is a majestic place worth visiting.

With three hot tubs on the Branson Estate on Moskito Island, it’s really helped turn my two year old into a well rounded individual who now expects it as a minimum.

It’s a lion eat lion world @lengishu.house

Describing @oljogi is tough. It’s 50% incredible and 51% insane. You can’t argue with maths.